Corrupt a Wish

Since Harmy won't make it.

Rules: Corrupt the wish above you.

Ex.
Wish~ I wish I was 2
Corruption~ Granted but no one changes your diapers.

I'll go first of course

I wish it wasn't hot

This game's back. Weeeee....

Wish granted, but now it's winter and freezing cold.

I wish The Dark Knight earned more money than Titanic.

Granted, but right after it surpasses titanic's gross every copy of the film is burnt and forever lost.

I wish I had another ipod

TragicKingdom wrote:

Granted, but right after it surpasses titanic's gross every copy of the film is burnt and forever lost.

I wish I had another ipod

Granted, but there's a massive recall for them due to lead paint on the products.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly whenever you give your grandma a kiss.

I wish I were rich.

Granted, but then being rich makes you fat and ugly and you become an outcast. lol

I wish my bones didn't hurt soooooooooooooooo bad. ;__;

Harmless wrote:

Granted, but then being rich makes you fat and ugly and you become an outcast. lol

I wish my bones didn't hurt soooooooooooooooo bad. ;__;

Granted, but you now have a stomach bug.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but now you have to give your dad a sponge bath.

I wish that Heroes would come back on the air this Monday

Jin~Girl wrote:

Granted, but now you have to give your dad a sponge bath.

I wish that Heroes would come back on the air this Monday

Granted, but another Screen Writer's Guild strike leads to new episodes of the show being postponed after the season premiere episode.

I wish I had a job right now.

Granted, but your job is to shave the pubs off 100, 100 year old man every day. o.o

I wish I had the time and strength I need right now. =/

Wish granted but the world ends suddenly.

I wish my iTunes worked.

Granted, but now you're iPod doesn't.

I wish I could go home.