25 ways for World Doination.

So, I have a friend in LJ named soymilk_ninja. We have the same country, and weird, this person's cracking me up a lot.

So, here it is. (WARNING, a cookleta fangirl did this. Oh well.)

1. Adultnap Oprah and force her to watch Dora the Explorer until she gives all of her money.
   
2. Post a video that subliminally repeats the message "You must obey".
   
3. Kidnap Both Davids and force them to endorse us.
   
4. Buy Youtube using the money of Oprah.
   
5. Stock up on Ben & Jerry's ice cream to prevent Global Warming.
   
6. Build an underwater headquarters complete with Dairy Queen and other cool t-shirt stores to protect us from Global Warming.
   
7. Establish an army of play-doh hamsters and rabbits (because they reproduce like crazy) and use them to take over the world.
   
8. Practice the Bass(Dia) and Piano(Mishka) more.
   
9. Replace the statue of Liberty with a giant statue of Simon Cowell.
   
10. Establish a new country comprised of China, Russia, Canada, U.S. and Brazil and call it Disneyland.
    
11. Buy all the sushi in Japan. Force all Sushi chefs to work in the underwater headquarters.
    
12. Make
    "The Best Of Both Worlds" the National Anthem of Disneyland and force
    everyone to memorize it in 6 different languages, frontwards and
    backwards.
    
13. Make Jobi Gutierrez (mishka's best friend) President (but we're still the over-all rulers)
    
14. Make another army of all the OFWs, nurses and Domestic helpers of the Philippines.
    
15. Make the Cloverfield Monster the National Animal.
    
16. Invite all aliens in the universe for a block party.
    
17. After the party, turn on the sprinklers and watch the water-soluble aliens disintegrate.
    
18. By this time, you've run out of money, so kidnap Bill Gates and repeat step 1.
    
19. Build a TLT (our elementary school) high school and college.
    
20. Make all birthdays a holiday!
    
21. Resurrect Elvis Presley.
    
22. Throw Jobi out of office, elect Annetta Villanueva (Dia's best friend).
    
23. Introduce
    a new kind of Government System which involves voting through Text and
    Phone calls. (Example: Tetta's numbers, dial 1866-idols-01, that's
    1866-43657-01, or you can text the word "Vote" to...)
    
24. Have a free concert every week which will force everyone to like us better, thus obeying us.
    
25. Place
    gigantic blocks of evil man-eating tofu in 743 different cities around
    the world, then sit back, relax, and watch the chaos in the underwater
    headquarters while eating ice cream. *laugh maniacally*
    

For the sake of writing, we've decided to make a bonus.

26. Bake cupcakes.

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